I need a job
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WHY AM I PUTTING MY RESUME INTO A THIRD OF MY SCREENWHY ARE THE EDIT AND DELETE BUTTONS IN THE WRONG ORDER WHY ARE THE EDIT AND DELETE BUTTONS IN THE RIGHT ORDERI DELETED TWO ROLES AND EDUCATION WHY THE FUCK IS THIS OVERFLOWING LIKE THIS JUST HOLY SHIT WTF WHY IN THE FUCK DO…
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Oracle laid off another 30,000 people this week. Let me tell you about Oracle.I got cut in September 2025. Principal engineers targeted. Exactly one week before my first stock vesting. One week. “It is what it is” became my mantra fast. It’s code scaffolded on code from the last decade, scaffolded on a 90s-era DSL…
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> Do you have any experience with Crystal Reports? Actually, yes, in high school. It came with VB6. What the fuck is happening right now?
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All this is to say, I don’t ship software and call it a day. I enjoy using it and understanding users’ perspectives and insights into what helps them get their shit done. – Me, duh
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I applied to 76 roles two weeks ago and heard back from six. Something is wrong. I think I’m hindering myself by not tailoring my résumés. My current one is long. I try to prove myself by listing many accomplishments rather than including only what is relevant to each role. A lot of solutions out…
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“…we are unable to move forward with your candidacy,” unable, you say? Thank you for the “warm regards.”